Unfortunately I am someone who is prone to self-harm, that is, I like to read toilet papers like the Herald Sun, just to get their take on an issue. Sometimes it all goes ok, other times the self-harm is quite damaging. Each time I get hurt, it takes me longer to recover.
After many vile, idiotic, fuckwit comments from readers, The Herald Sun asked them to vote:
Open the door? As with most issues reported in the Herald Sun, the issue of asylum seekers is a very, very simple one. There’s no complexity to it. It’s not deep. It’s black or it’s white. There is no middleground. A simple yes or no answer to a very broad question is all that’s needed. Don’t think. You are either for open door policy, or you are not, which one is it?!
Q: Are you in favour of Australia opening the door to asylum seekers?
A: I don’t think that masses of asylum seekers from all over the world should swarm to Australia, but there are not masses of asylum seekers swa…
Ah, no, no, no. No buts. You don’t think there should be an open door policy?!!
No, but open door implies letting everyone in, asylum seekers make up less than 2%…
Ah, no! No buts, no facts! You are against it! You already said so yourself. You are against an open door policy! You are against our country losing its identity to illegal immigrants who want to leach off hardworking taxpayers. You are against thieves. You are against immigrants. You are pro law.
I barely said anything, what I think is….
Ah, you did it again. Don’t back track, you are for or against? YOU ARE AGAINST! YOU SAID SO YOURSELF. YOU ARE AGAINST IMMIGRANTS! YOU ARE AGAINST UNAUSTRALIANISM! YOU ARE AGAINST ANARCHY! YOU ARE PRO THE AUSSIE WAY! YOU ARE AGAINST THIS INJUSTICE TO OUR COUNTRY! IT’S BLOODY UNFAIR! YOU VOTED FOR IT, ARE YOU UNPATRIOTIC?! YOU ARE AGAINST! YOU ARE AGAINST! TRAITOOOOOR!!
Fuck you, you’re a dick.
Ah, aggression! You are a rioter! You are a left wing loonie! You’re a bleeding heart! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHA…BANG!
Left wing loonie puts bullet to head, but which head?