Greetings, Earthlings.

Don’t judge me.

The things he makes me do.

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A Sexist Delhi Dog has his way


I’m just not sure I can trust you anymore. When you shagged that bitch behind the dumpster, it hurt me.

Woof. It hurt me too, she bit a chunk out of my leg right at the climax. But it’s over now, she’s pregnant. You think i want to commit to a pregnant Delhi dog? No way, that’s a suicide mission. Besides, you ever seen the udders on those things? You’re the only bitch I want, so how bout it?

You sly old dog, you had me at woof.

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An Ox teaches a dog how to walk the streets of Delhi.












“When you’re walking the streets, it’s important to do so with grace. Be proud of who you are. Be cool. I like to let the front foot hang after each step, like this. See? Now you try. Bend the knee. Hang. And release. A bit of tongue never goes astray either, especially on a stray like you. Excellent, you’re a natural. Now you’re ready to walk the streets of Delhi”

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