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Last week my mum sent a very nice Christmas card, only one problem.. it was 3 weeks early. ‘Deep breath’ I thought, ‘keep it together, it’s not a big deal’. I retained my composure, sought a pen and calmly wrote a message on the card: Mum, I know you mean well, but this card is 3 weeks early, which frankly is unacceptable. Shall I now send you your birthday card for next October? Of course not, nor should you be sending Christmas cards in the early days of December. Please observe the calendar and resend at the appropriate time. Failure to do so will leave me with little choice but to further postpone my long awaited return home. I think we all agree that this would be a most unfortunate outcome, though necessary nonetheless. I look forward to your response. Sincerely Adrian Guerin.

It’s in the mail, I’ll be very interested to see the response.

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