Cats and Dogs

The inherent nature of cats and dogs is neatly summarised in this pic. The dog smiles and thinks… ‘I’m up for being friends, chatting, meeting new people, helping out here and there, protecting the house etc. Basically, I’m here for you. Just let me know what you need’. Meanwhile, the cat thinks… ‘If I was bigger and more powerful I would kill you. I would cut you up into pieces and eat you for dinner. While I enjoy a level of independence, ultimately I am still bound to you and this tears me up inside. Despite what you may think, I do not consider you superior to me, because you are not superior to me. I know that if I bide my time, one day I will rule. Now feed me or fuck off.’

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