Christmas and the hideous aftermath

The life of a Christmas tree endures a brutal conclusion as it is thrown away in disgust, kinda like how I am made to feel after sex. My favourite tree is the one accompanied by an actual tombstone.

And from Jerry Seinfeld: ‘The Christmas tree certainly seems to inspire a love/hate relationship. All that time is spent selecting it and decorating it, and then a week after it’s just thrown somewhere, you see it by the side of the road, it looks like a mob hit. A car slows down, a door opens and this tree just rolls out. People snap out of that Christmas spirit like it was a drunken stupor, they just wake up one morning and go, “Oh my god, there’s a tree inside the house! Just throw it anywhere!’.

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