Komplete Fucking Crap

Walking past my local KFC I noticed a poster in-store saying ‘REAL FOOD, REAL MEALS’. Um, is this an ironic poster? Is KFC having an identity crisis? Real food? I don’t think so. KFC, don’t forget who you are please… a fat oily cretin who has no place in society other than for a 3am drunken booty call, the end of which will see you thrown onto the floor in disgust. The only thing worse than eating KFC would be to eat actual pieces of shit. Even then it’s a close call. See KFC, look what you did to my blog… you made it dirty. Thanks a lot.

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