I’m just not sure I can trust you anymore. When you shagged that bitch behind the dumpster, it hurt me.

Woof. It hurt me too, she bit a chunk out of my leg right at the climax. But it’s over now, she’s pregnant. You think i want to commit to a pregnant Delhi dog? No way, that’s a suicide mission. Besides, you ever seen the udders on those things? You’re the only bitch I want, so how bout it?

You sly old dog, you had me at woof.