This is a new segment I’m going to call: things that could only happen to Rob Kluger. Once while shopping, Rob felt a rumbling in the tummy so as such, retreated to the men’s room to drop the kids off at the pool. This is where it all went pear shaped, or should I say, cucumber shaped. Lets just say it’s never good when you look to the left and see a hole in the cubicle wall. It’s even worse when a pointy thing pops its head through to say hello. Needless to say, Rob shat himself (a bit more) and ran.